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A young man once asked an old farmer “How do you keep the goats from eating everything you have?”.

The old farmer easily responded by saying “You pen them up, feed them well, and keep them as far away from your nice things as you can”.

The young man followed the question up with “What if one of the goats manages to break out and eats you…

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